I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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