Is it normal to miss your booty call?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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