Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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