so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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