If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
