That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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