your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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