I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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