I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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