their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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