Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize