So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
