we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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