he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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