Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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