People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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