I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So squirting runs in the family.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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