i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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