Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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