The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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