She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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