Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
