So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
