Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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