508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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