i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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