Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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