Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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