Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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