A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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