I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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