If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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