She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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