it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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