another moral hangover. fuck.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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