Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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