We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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