you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
