Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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