And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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