love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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