i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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