I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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