Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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