Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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