some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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