we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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