why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
tell me about the fingering
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