therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i dont even know how to be here
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
