normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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