he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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