so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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