I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think people are normalizing furries
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
