kristin has been a bad kristin
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What a dumb baby whore.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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