oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
