so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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