so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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